I know in your heart you’ve always longed for the chance to prove yourself a great hero. Alas, you’ve been picked last, left over, rejected by every last real adventuring guild there is.
You still have to work for a living, and your uniquely undesirable skillset and lack of upward momentum would be an ideal fit for our legman department.
That’s why Dead Last Delivery has graciously invited you to join our ranks as a lowly postal delivery worker effective May 11, 2019.
droqen & okaykellyk
Director & Chief of Post